Da Mouss’ a fini par se rendre à l’évidence, il n’a plus les moyens de s’offrir trois repas décents par jour. Il faut dire aussi que la perspective de passer l’éternité dans l’antre de Satan avec des personnages comme Hitler ou Ben Laden ne le réjouissait pas particulièrement non plus.
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Tu te rappelles de la belle époque où on pouvait sieger au près de Britney en enfer !
Il faut dire qu'ils laissent n'importe qui entrer de nos jours.
PS : b9iti fiya pour de vrai ! Envoie moi ton RIB.
Mmmh, je vois que le ramadan t'inspire!! pas mal comme effet!
@7didane
j'ai fait une belle plus-value sur mon appart, ça va aller!
@saba
c'est toi qui m'inspires ;-)
@da mousse
J'en tiens le fisc informé.
Qu'est-ce que tu veux, c'est mon coté français. Il faut bien s'integrer.
fugure toi que j'ai appris que la délation était plus suisse que française...en même temps, c'est français qui m'a dit ça...ce qui m'amène à ma question du jour :
Quel crédit peut-on accorder à ce qu'un français dit ?
@da mousse
credit suisse ze3ma, pfff ...
Bon moi j'approuve le français. C'est vrai que les suisses ont bien joué leurs carte dans les années 40. Tout le monde en a vu que du feu.
PS : Tu tiens encore ? Mort ou pas mort ?
il paraît que Da'Mouss surveille de près sa surcharge pondérale. A mon humble sens, il s'agit là de l'unique explication justifiant de son abstinence à ingurgiter...
Zaz (rédactrice en chef de Ragots Magazine)
Je pense que l'argument 2 dans la rubrique "pour" l'a emporté !
Bon courage alors.
Il faudra que tu publies ta photo avec le fameux Jean Diesel qui t'as coûté la peau des fesses! ;) :)))
@Zaz
Ca fait zazir de te voir ici. J'ai perdu assez de poids pour mettre mon jean, j'arrete donc le ramadan et reprend un style de vie plus saint : sport+biere+clope(sport à la télé j'entend)
@marocaine
Da mouss tient à son anonymat comme une fille du souss tiendrait à sa virginité...pour me voir en live, adressez-vous à ma secrétaire alias l7rami, il vous organisera un meeting avec ma personne
Mais où t'es passé!!! c'est l'effet secondaire du ramadan ou quoi? Bien que j'ai cru comprendre que tu tu laisses tomber !!
J'espère que c'est juste passager et que tu reviendras nous poster quelques récits avec ton style épuré et très très soigné
Voilà c'est dit (je passe souvent sans laisser de com mais j'apprécie bcq !!!)
PS: Même chez 7didane Khalleti blastek!! j'aimais bcq vos chamailleries de mecs lol
@Da Mouss: alors ? on laisse tomber ses fans??? :(
ah bon?
certains décrivent l'enfer comme une chaude boite de nuit et le paradis comme une administration marocaine... alors?
Moi, je sais pas le videur m'a pas laissé rentrer ni le chaouch alors j'attends mon tour impatiemment...
Oui, probablement il est donc
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